How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The use of the hypothetical here seems odd, as woodchucks can in fact chuck wood, thus the name. In fact, the woodchuck is the only non-human animal ever to place in a caber toss. Accusations that it cheated were met by BIG WOBBLY EYES and the cutest little toes!
You are less likely aware that if the woodchuck sees the shadow of the wood it’s chucking, there will be six more weeks of carnival food.