So what happens next? Also after that?

Well, the bad news is, it’s going to be a day that lives in Infamy.  The good news is, that’s not a metaphor; the really bad news is that Infamy is a small town in Nebraska.  So your schedule will be:

• 7:00 AM:  Arrive in Infamy, NE.
• 7:05 AM:  Resolved to fate.
• 7:17 AM:  Find a Perkins, plan to have breakfast food, cheer up.
• 7:49 AM:  Waitress has not yet taken your order.
• 7:52 AM:  Resolved to fate.
• 7:56 AM:  Oh, there she is.
• 7:59 AM:  Kicked out of Perkins for not ordering anything.
• 8:02 AM:  Resolved to fate.
• 8:37 AM:  Find a Burger King.
• 8:42 AM:  They aren’t open for breakfast.
• 8:46 AM:  Resolved to fate.
• 10:28 AM:  In parking lot for drive through.
• 10:32 AM:  Burger King is actually closed permanently, not just for the morning.
• 10:34 AM:  Resolved to fate.

Other highlights of the day include:

• 11:37 AM:  Resolved to fate.
• 1:06 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 1:28 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 4:01 PM:  Delicious cookies!
• 4:02 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 4:09 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 5:26 PM:  Dead.
• 5:28 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 6:32 PM:  This is just getting ridiculous.
• 7:03 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 9:16 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 10:42 PM:  Resolved to fate.
• 11:52 PM:  Realize this is a metaphor for something else.
• 11:54 PM:  Camera pulls back and we find out the entire thing was imagined by an autistic child.
• 11:55 PM:  Wait, no, he’s almost 40.  What the heck, dude.