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realpoppy asked:
Dear Helpy, I have cloned a velocaraptor. He is cute as a bugs ear and follows me around like a baby duck. How old must he be before I let him out at night to feed?
This one is easier than you might think. You never let your raptor out to feed. He escapes when he’s ready. Be sure to register him with the AKC’s dinosaur chapter. (You’ll be glad to know the process is entirely automated, which is just as well because they were all killed by dinosaurs.)
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